10.16.2009

If I CoUlD TwEeT MiD FliGhT

* Oh, the Mormon world. Zach and Jocelyn Parks on my flight to NJ.
* I can't believe I just asked when she was due. Luckily many people had heard the same rumor! :/
* Leave it up to me to find the only Aussie on the plan. I'm drawn to commonwealthers for friends.
* Holy Continental--365 movies/tv shows to choose from!
* All Harry Potters AND LOTR? I'm in heaven! But, I'll save those for the way back.
* Huh, why did my Spanish cinema professor say "Y tu madre, tambien" was good? PORN!
* Watching the Hindi version of "The Notebook"
* Yeah, the Proposal is While You Were Sleeping II (but better male star IMO)
* If the guy next to me doesn't get out of my space, I'm going to punch him
* Ew, he just sneezed snot into his hand. That better not get on me--or get me sick!
* Drunk Chinese people, what a treat. Or you know, not so much.
* Why did airlines spend money to install smaller seats? That alone must have cost a fortune, and now we hate them.
* 2 Benadryl and I still can't sleep. I guess cat nap will have to do...
* Man keeps kicking my chair
* Hate airplane bathrooms... so much pee on the ground!
* Hot guy on plane speaks Mandarin. Why are no-mos' so much more willing to shoot the breeze and be friends with anyone? *sigh*
* Huh, customs made sure I didn't have swine flu, but I still have my cheese and apples!

6 comments:

Charlotte Rose said...

Exciting - China - Airplanes = always adventures that are fine upon reflection but not the present : ), when I was flying to Taiwan there was a man and he was hoiking every minute it was very disturbing and made me feel very ill, and he smelt very bad I had to wrap my jumper around my face and nose to be able to breath without throwing up : ) oh the sweet joys of airplanes - have fun : )

The Chan Clan said...

So, I am feeling like crap because I did get the swine flu. Yet, when I read your blog you make me feel so much better! Who needs meds? Just read Mel's blog. Can't wait to hear about the rest of your trip...

Molly said...

Where did you go? I need this info! Oh, and you better have added me to your private blog as a user! Or, I will cry. Oh, and I happened to read your real horoscope (and mine) Yep, I don't need a newspaper to tell me I'm a loser! ;)

Lincoln and Alisia said...

Jocelyn is pregnant!!???

M. said...

NO!!! but I made the mistake of asking b/c I heard she was... don't make that same mistake :/

M. said...

I would like you all to know I feel vindicated... she IS pregnant!